Ok welcome to life as i know it or another title may be it only happens to Bonnie, written by Bonnie. So It is cub scout camp this week and today is Wed and Connor likes to make me push him to go and I was in a rush to get everyone out the door and allowed things I don't normally do just to get everyone in the car on time. SO we are on the freeway and my exit is packed all the way back to the last exit so I decide to skip it and go to the next one, this is when you look back and say if only I hadn't made that decision, but i did. So
I'm sitting at the stop light off the next exit when I notice a police
vehicle behind me. I panic a bit because when i went to pay my tag I forgot to have my emissions done first, so I couldn't renew my tag, so it's expired. I
casually switch into the other line and when he follows I know I'm caught. Low and behold his lights come on so I pull down a side road, scan to make sure my kids
seat belts have remained on and tell Connor to put him
bb gun down on the floor. Then I notice another police
vehicle pull along side the first and over the speaker the police tell me to get my license and registration out and step out and away from the vehicle. I'm thinking "gosh, they sure take late registration seriously". So I get out and the two cops have me walk to them and I hand them my stuff and they ask me why I have an assault rifle in the back of my car.... I about fell over. I'm thinking Kirk would love to own one but I haven't gotten him one for fathers day so... and then it hits me, Connor was holding the butt of his
bb gun on his thigh when we were driving. So I told him it's just my sons BB gun, we were on the way to cub scout camp and he wanted to show his leader when he jumps out of the car. I ask if they want to see it and they follow me at a safe distance as I open the door very slowly and remove the weapon as carefully as I canto show them the gun with the big orange tip on it, clearly showing its a fake. They both handle it and question me where the camp is. I told them I never let them take their toys guns in the car just for this reason. So they let me have to gun back and I drove off. Connor is a wreck and wants to go home but I stopped and got them a drink and dark chocolate peanut m&ms for the good mood enhancers and then drove them to camp, giggling to myself the whole way but trying to hold it together to not sound like cackling! Nice huh...
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